Browsing around the other day I found a site called rebeccachapman.com I browsed around and made fun of it to others for about 5 minutes and then decided to post on her guestbook the paragraph below. The site hasn't been updated in almost ten years and it requires a manual approval for my guestbook signature to show up so I am estimating a 100% probability of my post never seeing the light of day. It's okay though because she's not the only one with a website.
So why hasn't this site been updated in 9 years? What ever became of Rebecca Chapman?
I have a vision...
Rebecca Chapman throughout her childhood stardom was around big stars like Clint Black(Pedophile) and Frankie Moreno(Fag). This inevitably led to an early sex life. After Rebecca learned about sex, she picked up a little knowledge about drugs. Probably meth because of the country overtones. This drug habit led Rebecca to hook up with a white guy named Bo who shaves his head bald, wears a mustache and goatee, two sleeves of tattoos, 3 wife beaters and four pairs of sweat pants.
The normal family scenario ensued when one day little Rebecca Chapman realized that she wasn't very little anymore and with her third baby in it's second trimester she would never get those years back.
But the silver lining is that she can always go back to her old website that hasn't been updated in almost a decade and look back at how awesome all her friends thought she was in Social Studies class. These nostalgic moments give Rebecca Chapman the little strength she'll need to not commit suicide every time Bo walks by and slaps her ass and burps while she's making sandwiches for a family that resents her.